Very Funny Sayings on Love
I stumbled across lovequote.com while randomly surfing and boy was I in for a great surprise. They have literally thousands of witty, humorous and really funny love quotes on all aspects of love and relationships. And there are many sources quoted not only famous authors but also movies, songs and other parts of popular culture. I found myself passionately agreeing or disagreeing with many selections and that to me indicates the high quality of this site .
Here are some interesting selections that I really liked:
If you want him to fall head over heels, Give him something to trip over! (UNKNOWN AUTHOR)
Alejandro: Do you surrender? Elena Montero: No, but I may scream. Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect. (From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO)
Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance. Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding. (From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO)
If it weren’t for women, Men would still be Wearing last week’s socks (CYNTHINA NELMS )
You know, I have this awful paranoid thought That feminism was mostly invented by men So that they could like, Fool around a little more (From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE)
Never argue with a woman when she’s tired — or rested. (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)
NYMPHOMANIAC: A man’s term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does. FRIGID: A man’s term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does! (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts… I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts… ‘I wanna know your name…’ (UNKNOWN AUTHOR)
I am not one of those who do not believe in love at first sight, but I believe in taking a second look. (H. VINCENT )
Human conception typically involves a chaotic dash by tens of millions of sperm seeking a path to a single egg. Some researchers believe that so many sperm are required because not one of them will stop to ask for directions! (MURPHY’S LAWS OF SEX)
Everytime she sneezes I believe it’s love (From the song ANNA BEGINS by COUNTING CROWS)
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle (GLORIA STEINAM )
If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent Is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? (LINDA ELLERBEE )
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